1. Love and Organic Chemistry.
Dan was shopping for some organic bean sprouts when he bumped into Melissa. "Oh! You like organic stuff too?", he asked. "Yes", she said. "and I know this great organic cafe.."
"Oh no!", though Dan. She already have a boyfriend. I must substitute myself for him. But how?
And then, a light came on in his mind. "I can eliminate him using an alkyl halide nucleophile.!"
And so, they lived happily ever after on the pathway of love...
2. Love of Sodium and Bunsen Burner.
A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with the Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you..", the sodium pined.
"It's just a phase you're going through", replied the Bunsen burner.